Brazilian Box-Horse

The Brazilian Box-Horse is the national animal of Brazil, according to Brazilian Box-Horses. It is commonly confused with cows, as they look almost identical. Technically a pseudo-equine, the Box-Horse has not been determined to be a member of the horse family, nor indeed any known, living organism, owing to a lack of discernable anatomical features including a cellular structure inside which DNA might be found for the purpose of comparison. This is because, unique to all known terrestrial life, the Brazilian Box-Horse is composed entirely and exclusively of solid, elemental Brazilian Box-Horse.

Reproduction
Two theories on the Box-Horse's reproduction exist. The first states that, becaust they lack any genetic material, they use the Lamarckian Inheritance system. The second states that they don't.

Latin Name
One of the many idiosyncracies of the Brazilian Box-Horse is its lack of Latin name. Latin scholar and native speaker Atilius Pompeius Terentius says that "we just call them 'Brazilian Box-Horses'. It is the ultimate form of life, and a Latin name doesn't do it justice."

Many have proposed the Latin name equus brazilius, but this name is inaccurate because it implies that the Box-Horse, has been, can be, and/or will be classified taxonomically.