Spherical Buffalo

The Spherical Buffalo (Bulabus Globulus) is a perfectly spherical species of buffalo living in Southwestern Africa. It has an average diameter of 40 cm.

Cultivation
Believed to be domesticated more than 4000 years ago, several varieties of spherical buffalo are produced in regionally-specialized vineyards with bunches exported all over the world to supermarkets or fermented on-site to produce buffalo wine.

Ancient peoples crafted buffalo racetracks, in which the spherical buffaloes would roll, and try to compete. Unbeknownst to them, the track led to a long fall, after which they would be feasted upon.

Spherical buffaloes are often used as an easy meatball substitute. Either people scoop out meaty parts using a melon baller, or, if the buffalo is small enough, eaten whole.

Buffalo Billiards
The spherical buffalo is often used for billiards, when regular balls are unavailable. Many buffalos have been spotted in public with large 8's painted on their hides, usually as a result of this sport.

Buffalo Billiards player Aramis Enoch Naess says that "you don't just play B.B. [Buffalo Billiards] with any ol[d] buffalo. You['ve] gotta find a small one. One that's light. Aerodynamic. Like a baby. That's right: B.B.B. [Baby Buffalo Billiards]."

Many pseudanimal rights organizations believe all forms of B.B., including but not limited to B.B.B., are inhumane, and have often staged boycotts. Once, a boycott was accidentally staged in front of a Buffalo Bills game.