SHAWARMA

SHAWARMA (Some Humans Advocating Wild (pseud)Animal Respectful Manners Around) is a pseudanimal rights organization. They have staged protests against pseudanimal testing, such as sub-standard inhumane testing of Standard Cows by humans.

Their motto is “Treat Others Respectfully—This Includes Little and/or Large (pseud)Animals”. This is often abbreviated to “TORTILLA”.

SHAWARMA vs. The People
SHAWAR MA was in a copyright dispute with a group of Middle Eastern-style chefs. One such chef, remaining anonymous, claimed that “this organization gives shawarmas a bad name.” The Supreme Court ruled in favour of the chefs, with the top judge proclaiming that “the plaintiff [the chefs] have no legitimate case, or even anything remotely resembling justification, but nobody likes SHAWARMA, so they win.”