Salacious Dingdong

Salacious Dingdong is a pseudozoodiscoverologist as well as a pioneer in the field of pseudobotanidiscoverology. He/she/it (it's hard to tell with fungi) is himself a pseudfungus, but refuses to give any further information on his/her/its kind for unknown reasons. He/she/it also strongly discourages others from venturing into pseudomycodiscoverology..

Early Years
Salacious Dingdong claims to have been born in the year %@#F&. He/she/it claims this to be a date on a different calendar, no longer used, but his/her/its accounts of the time do not match up with any known period in human history. Salacious Dingdong is the only child of Theodore Salacious and Clement Dingdong. His/her/its early life is quite boring, as it had not yet reached Level 2 and so was still just a boring old mushroom.

Education
Salacious Dingdong claims to be entirely self-educated. His/her/its not being human means that he doesn't have the right to attend school.

Career
Salacious Dingdong has only ever worked in the field of pseudobiodiscoverology, and has discovered over 1 pseudanimal and 1 pseudplant species.

Quotations
"Don't study pseudfungi like me. It's a go-nowhere, dead-end job, there's nothing interesting to find, and doing so will cause Cthulhu to arise and destroy the Earth."