Human-following Loris

The human-following loris (Lorisinae homovenor) is a primate located right behind you. The amount of human-following lorises is whatever number this its.

Physiology
The human-following loris is unexamined, because they sneak up on their designated human. They are masters of camouflage.

Discovery
It is common knowledge that lorises release an electromagnetic field, possibly as an evolutionary advantage to attract other mates. After 5 years of work, researchers perfected a loris field detector, which detects the amount of loris fields in the universe. However, the amount they found was this many more than the amount of known lorises. Sargon Oakes proposed that there was, in fact, a separate species of loris, following every known human.

These lorises are supposedly responsible for when there is less cream cheese than you remember, or when you're thinking of a song and it comes on the radio.

Application
Much like i, the human-following loris is not confirmed to exist, but can still bbe applied in ecosystem.