Irish Sleeping Lizard

The Irish Sleeping Lizard (hibernia reptillius dorma) is known for its seemingly eternal sleep. Relatively little is known about it and many of it's habits, such as feeding and reproduction. Only one lizard has been found. It was discovered by Gustavo Bunkleschmidt.

Physical Description
The one that was found was green and two inches long.

Lifestyle
The Irish Sleeping Lizard was found in a cave in southern Ireland. It is unknown how it mates and reproduces. The one lizard found, named Sleepy, lives in a lab in Dublin.

Quotations
"I wish I could sleep in every day like the Irish Sleeping Lizard." -Terrence X. Pseudonym

Pet Theories
Many believe that the government (A.K.A., the system,) was responsible for the Irish Sleeping Lizard. They believe that the system, wanting to develop a more effective tranquilizer, they tested it on a gecko. Its methyl and acetyl groups mutated instantly, causing a neurological defect preventing it from waking up. The system then tried to present it as an entirely new species, and got Dr. Bunkleschmidt to endorse it as one of his new discoveries.