Baby Monitor Monitor

“Awww, it’s a baby baby monitor monitor!” - Wong Zhong Sun on discovering a baby baby monitor monitor.

The Baby Monitor Monitor (Varanus praesentvaranus) is a widely-used domestic animal. Baby monitors are monitor lizards that monitor babies. They evolved in south-east Asia. Baby monitor monitors can also be connected to external monitors so that parents can monitor their babies remotely. They can be linked to a specific baby to follow that baby around while monitoring it. Physical Description Baby Monitor Monitors are about the size of a eight-year-old human child. They do not make many abrupt movements so they do not frighten their charges. Baby Monitor Monitors can move at an average pace when required, so not to lose sight of their charges. Baby Monitor Monitors hibernate in the cold Evolution and Cousins Baby Monitor Monitors evolved in Southeast Asia. Their ancestors evolved from regular monitors when humans started settling into Southeast Asia, following babies for leftovers. Slowly, they evolved into the perfect baby-tracking animals. Wong Zhong Sun, who was searching for the elusive Flaunting Mantis-Shrimp, decided to domesticate the critters. He told them to evolve data-cable ports so he could use them to do what they were best at better. Wong Zhong Sun traveled back to his own time and went back to Southeast Asia to find his creation. Then he patiented them and sold them across the world.

Lifespan
Baby Monitor Monitors usually live for as long as their babies. If their charge grow up, baby monitor monitors revert to plain old monitors, because they can't be baby monitors anymore. However, baby baby monitor monitors cannot revert from baby monitor monitors to monitors because they are still becoming baby monitors.

baby monitor monitor - Adult

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