Pseudanimal Rights Organizations

T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶t̶i̶c̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶b̶i̶a̶s̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶d̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶n̶c̶y̶c̶l̶o̶p̶e̶d̶i̶c̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶m̶a̶t̶.̶

This article isn't biased enough. And can we remove the things that suggest that SHAWARMA isn't to be taken seriously? Cause it is. Pseudanimal rights activists are people who know that pseudanimal rights matter (weirdos according to the ignorant). They are known for caring about pseudanimals and the abuse of their rights and for major protests.

SHAWARMA
One of the most (in)famous pseudanimal rights groups is SHAWARMA: (Some Humans Advocating Wild (pseud)Animal Respectful Manners Around.) Their opinions have been described as "outrageous", "misguided", and "completely right and a thing to be listened to if you want to be correct." (Last quotation provided by man in SHAWARMA uniform)

Notable Pseudanimal Rights Activists
The most notable pseudanimal rights activists are Clarence Y. Pseudonym and Wong Zhong Sun.

Quotations
"Who cares about pseudanimal rights? Pseudanimals don't exist!" -Terrence X. Pseudonym.

"How would you feel to be a standard cow, mr. pseudonym? How would you feel to not exist, yet still have your rights abused? - Wong Zhong Sun