Black Angus Slug

The Black Angus Slug (Athoracorpus Angus) is a gastropod with the same nutritional value, texture, consistency, and taste as Black Angus Beef.

Cultivation
The herding of Black Angus Slug was proposed as an alternative to herding cows. However, within a few hours of finding a slug, these potential herders all got tired of slowing down for the slugs to keep up.

Mucus
It leaves a trail of ketchup-like mucus behind it. However, some are selectively bred to secrete barbecue sauce.

See also:

Pre-Marinated Boneless Chicken